24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
