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24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.

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Be positive for no reason.

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That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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The world is full of guys, be a man.

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Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

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Take it easy, give it hard.

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Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.

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That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.

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I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?

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Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.

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When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.

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"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.

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Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!

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The last thing I want to do is die.

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The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

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Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.

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I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.

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I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.