24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
