24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
Wherever you go, there you are.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
Immaturity keeps me young.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
Real eyes realize real lies.
