Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
