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Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.

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I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.

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Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.

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Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

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Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.

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Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.

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Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.

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Be positive for no reason.

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Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.

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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

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Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.

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Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.

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KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.

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Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.

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If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.

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The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.

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You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.

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WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.