Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
Everybody is a student for life.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
You live and you learn.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
