If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
Love needs to get glasses.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
Make money, don't let it make you.
