If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
Wherever you go, there you are.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
