If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
Always remember to smile.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Haters make you famous.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
