"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
Fall in love with my mind.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.