"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
Everybody is a student for life.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
Always remember to smile.
