"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
You're only as good as your last game.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
You inspire me to be a better pervert.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
