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"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.

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You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.

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Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.

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I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.

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Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.

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May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.

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If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'

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The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.

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You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.

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Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.

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The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

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I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.

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You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.

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When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".

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When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.

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Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.

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You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.

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You can't define love, but love can define you.

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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.