I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
Perception is everything.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
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