I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
F that B.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.