I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
Be kind and courteous to everyone you meet but have a plan to kill them quickly if necessary.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
Winners do what other people won't.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
