I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
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