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I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.

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Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.

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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.

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I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.

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Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.

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Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.

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If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.

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Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

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Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.

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I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face

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The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.

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Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.

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My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.

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You're never too old to learn something stupid.

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The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.

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No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.

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I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."

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How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes

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Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.