I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
Everybody spread positivity.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
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