I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
Be positive for no reason.
You're only as good as your last game.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
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