I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
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