I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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