I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
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