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I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.

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I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.

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I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.

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Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.

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The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.

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I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.

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I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.

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WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.

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This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".

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Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

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There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.

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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.

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It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.

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Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.

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Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.

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The world is full of guys, be a man.

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Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.

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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.