I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
F that B.
You inspire me to be a better pervert.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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