I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
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