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I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.

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If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.

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Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.

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A successful man is one that can make more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.

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I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.

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If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.

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Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.

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Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.

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I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.

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I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.

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When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."

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You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.

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I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.

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You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.

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I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.

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Winners do what other people won't.

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Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

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Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?