I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
Love needs to get glasses.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
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