I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Always remember to smile.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
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