KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
