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KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.

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You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.

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I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.

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Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.

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If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

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If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.

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When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.

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Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.

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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

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I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.

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"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.

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Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.

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Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.

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No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.

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Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.

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Always remember to smile.

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Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.

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I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.