KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
Be kind and courteous to everyone you meet but have a plan to kill them quickly if necessary.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
You live and you learn.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
