Drunk words are sober thoughts.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
You're only as good as your last game.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Everybody is a student for life.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
