Drunk words are sober thoughts.
Winners do what other people won't.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
Be positive for no reason.
The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
