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I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.

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You live and you learn.

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True friends aren't bought, they are earned.

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Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O

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Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.

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Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.

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If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.

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Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.

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I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own

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Cool story bro, changed my life.

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I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.

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He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.

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Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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Born to be different, like everyone else.

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You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.

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There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.