I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
