I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
Be kind and courteous to everyone you meet but have a plan to kill them quickly if necessary.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
