I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Winners do what other people won't.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
