I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
Immaturity keeps me young.
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
Haters are just confused admirers.
You live and you learn.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
Born to be different, like everyone else.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
