I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
Immaturity keeps me young.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
