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I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.

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The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.

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Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.

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If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.

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Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.

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Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.

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Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.

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I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.

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Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.

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I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.

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Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.

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I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.

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Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.

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Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!

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What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

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Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.