You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
