You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
Winners do what other people won't.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
If I got a nickel every time I told my wife I loved her....I'd have a nickel.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
Regret lasts longer than fear.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.
