You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
If you can't beat them, taze them.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
