You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
F that B.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
If I got a nickel every time I told my wife I loved her....I'd have a nickel.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
