I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
You're only as good as your last game.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
