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I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.

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Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.

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The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.

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Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.

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God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

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Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.

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Patience gets you everywhere on time.

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Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.

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The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.

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Born to be different, like everyone else.

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We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.

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Haters make you famous.

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If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.

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I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.

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Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.

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Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.

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No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.

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I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.