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I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.

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Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.

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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.

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Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.

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Everybody is a student for life.

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

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We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.

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I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

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Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.

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Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.

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I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.

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If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.

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I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.

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I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.

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God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....

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When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.