I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
