I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
