I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
