I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
