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I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

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Haters hate because they are what you ain't.

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I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.

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Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

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Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

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God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....

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When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."

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If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

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I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.

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He who laughs last didn't get it.

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There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.

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I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.

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We put the "us" in trust, baby.

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If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

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2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.