I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Haters make you famous.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
