If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
