If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Trust in God but lock your car.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
