If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
F that B.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
Haters make you famous.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
