If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
