If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
