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Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.

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2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.

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He who laughs last didn't get it.

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If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.

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It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.

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I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.

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You don't have to understand to be understanding.

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When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.

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I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.

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A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.

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I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.

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The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.

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A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

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Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

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I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.

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Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.