Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
It's weird not to be weird.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
Make money, don't let it make you.
God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
