Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
