Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
Be positive for no reason.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
