Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
Everyone's fine with babies being entertained by keys, but let one baby drive a Porsche and suddenly I'm a horrible uncle.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
