Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
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If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
