Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
Winners do what other people won't.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
