Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
