Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
