It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
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