He who laughs last didn't get it.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
Fall in love with my mind.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Everybody is a student for life.
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