True friends stab you in the front!
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
You live and you learn.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
The last thing I want to do is die.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
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