Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
You're only as good as your last game.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
Be positive for no reason.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
