I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
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