I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
Love needs to get glasses.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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