A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
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