Don't judge a book by its movie.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.