It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
Real eyes realize real lies.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.