Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
