I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
You're only as good as your last game.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
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