To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
True friends stab you in the front!
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
Everybody is a student for life.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
