I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
A successful man is one that can make more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
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