Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
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