Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
The last thing I want to do is die.
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
Haters are just confused admirers.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
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