WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
You live and you learn.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
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