You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
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