Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
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