We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
The lottery: voluntary taxation.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
Make money, don't let it make you.
Love needs to get glasses.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
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