I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
Fall in love with my mind.
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