Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
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