Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
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