If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
Trust in God but lock your car.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
You inspire me to be a better pervert.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
If I got a nickel every time I told my wife I loved her....I'd have a nickel.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
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