I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
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