Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
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