I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
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