A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
You inspire me to be a better pervert.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
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