Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
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