Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
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