I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
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