I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
The world is full of guys, be a man.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
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