Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
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