Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
Everybody spread positivity.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Everybody is a student for life.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
Make money, don't let it make you.
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
The last thing I want to do is die.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
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