Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
What's the most successful pickup line ever? A: 'Does this smell like chloroform?'
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.