Make money, don't let it make you.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
It's weird not to be weird.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
Real eyes realize real lies.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.