The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
You're only as good as your last game.
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.