Perception is everything.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
Make money, don't let it make you.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
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