Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...
No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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