Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
You're only as good as your last game.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
Fall in love with my mind.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
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