When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Fall in love with my mind.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Everybody spread positivity.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
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