When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
It's weird not to be weird.
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