You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
Winners do what other people won't.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
The last thing I want to do is die.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
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