Fall in love with my mind.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
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