If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.