Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
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