You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
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