Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.