How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
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