We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
Everybody spread positivity.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.