We put the "us" in trust, baby.
Be kind and courteous to everyone you meet but have a plan to kill them quickly if necessary.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
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