Always remember to smile.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
You inspire me to be a better pervert.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
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