Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
You live and you learn.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
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