A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.
I'm gonna go take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.