Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
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