I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
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