You're only as good as your last game.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
Everybody is a student for life.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
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