Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
F that B.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
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