Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
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