You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
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