Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Always remember to smile.
Be positive for no reason.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
F that B.
If I got a nickel every time I told my wife I loved her....I'd have a nickel.
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