The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
Real eyes realize real lies.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
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