Wherever you go, there you are.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
Haters are just confused admirers.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
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