Be positive for no reason.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
If I got a nickel every time I told my wife I loved her....I'd have a nickel.
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