You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
Make money, don't let it make you.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
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