Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
The last thing I want to do is die.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
If I got a nickel every time I told my wife I loved her....I'd have a nickel.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
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