I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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