I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.