If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
A successful man is one that can make more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
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