Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
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We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
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