There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
Winners do what other people won't.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
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