Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.
© 2014 EpicQuotes |