Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
It's weird not to be weird.
Perception is everything.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
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