The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
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