You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
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