Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
Letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.
Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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