Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
I wish I was as much of a morning person as my penis is.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
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If your not going to win the argument, lie.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
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