I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
Love needs to get glasses.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
Trust in God but lock your car.
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