I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
Winners do what other people won't.
I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
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