My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
Be positive for no reason.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
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