Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
Haters are just confused admirers.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
Real eyes realize real lies.
Winners do what other people won't.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
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I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.