There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Be positive for no reason.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
Everybody spread positivity.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
What's the most successful pickup line ever? A: 'Does this smell like chloroform?'
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
I'm gonna go take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
