Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
Always remember to smile.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
If you can't beat them, taze them.
