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Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.

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Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O

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Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.

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Immaturity keeps me young.

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I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.

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The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

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Some take the bait, others reel it in.

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Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.

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I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.

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We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.

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Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.

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Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.

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Haters are just confused admirers.

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Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.

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That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.

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Trust in God but lock your car.

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My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.

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Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.