Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
Haters make you famous.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
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