Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
