The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
Haters are just confused admirers.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
Haters make you famous.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.