Playing comes first, you can work later.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
