Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
You're only as good as your last game.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
Everybody spread positivity.
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