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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

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Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.

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You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.

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If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.

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Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.

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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

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My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.

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No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.

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Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

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That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.

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Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.

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Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.

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The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.

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Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.

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I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?