The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
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