Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.
What's the most successful pickup line ever? A: 'Does this smell like chloroform?'
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
