That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
Fall in love with my mind.
Winners do what other people won't.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.