Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
Born to be different, like everyone else.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
The last thing I want to do is die.
