If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
Be positive for no reason.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
F that B.
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