You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Real eyes realize real lies.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
Fall in love with my mind.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
Everyone's fine with babies being entertained by keys, but let one baby drive a Porsche and suddenly I'm a horrible uncle.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
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