Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.
If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
