I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
