To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
