You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
If you can't beat them, taze them.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Winners do what other people won't.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
Fall in love with my mind.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
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