If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
Be positive for no reason.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
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