I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
If you can't beat them, taze them.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
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