Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
Perception is everything.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
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