Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
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