Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
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