Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
Be positive for no reason.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
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