I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
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