I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
Haters make you famous.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
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