Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
Fall in love with my mind.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
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