In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
It's weird not to be weird.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
Immaturity keeps me young.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
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