History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
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