Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
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