Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
Real eyes realize real lies.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
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