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If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.

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Everyone's fine with babies being entertained by keys, but let one baby drive a Porsche and suddenly I'm a horrible uncle.

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If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'

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Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.

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Negativity is poison for the soul.

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Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.

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Perception is everything.

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.

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Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.

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Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.

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Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.

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Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.

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Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.

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Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.

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Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.

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The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.

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Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...