You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
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