A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
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