I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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