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No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.

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Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.

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Always remember to smile.

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When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.

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If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.

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When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.

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I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.

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If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.

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I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own

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I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face

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It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.

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Some take the bait, others reel it in.

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Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.

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Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.

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My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.

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If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.

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Playing comes first, you can work later.