If you can't beat them, taze them.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
