Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
Fall in love with my mind.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
Winners do what other people won't.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
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