Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
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