The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Trust in God but lock your car.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
F that B.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
