Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Everyone's fine with babies being entertained by keys, but let one baby drive a Porsche and suddenly I'm a horrible uncle.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
