Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
You're only as good as your last game.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
