The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
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