Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
It's weird not to be weird.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
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