Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
Real eyes realize real lies.
You inspire me to be a better pervert.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
