You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
What's the most successful pickup line ever? A: 'Does this smell like chloroform?'
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
