Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
I wish I was as much of a morning person as my penis is.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
Be kind and courteous to everyone you meet but have a plan to kill them quickly if necessary.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
