I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
You inspire me to be a better pervert.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
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