It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
You live and you learn.
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
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