I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
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When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
