Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
You're only as good as your last game.
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
