True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
Haters make you famous.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
