Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
