Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
