I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
Fall in love with my mind.
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
