The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.
