I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
© 2017 EpicQuotes |