Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
Everyone's fine with babies being entertained by keys, but let one baby drive a Porsche and suddenly I'm a horrible uncle.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.