Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
If I got a nickel every time I told my wife I loved her....I'd have a nickel.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
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