My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
Everybody spread positivity.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
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