I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
Winners do what other people won't.
You live and you learn.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
