True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Everybody spread positivity.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.