A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
Haters are just confused admirers.
Immaturity keeps me young.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
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