The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
Immaturity keeps me young.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
