Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
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