I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.
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