Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
