A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
You're only as good as your last game.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
You inspire me to be a better pervert.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.