Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Be kind and courteous to everyone you meet but have a plan to kill them quickly if necessary.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
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