I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
