Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
Fall in love with my mind.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
