Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
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