A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
