When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
I'm gonna go take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.
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