Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
Born to be different, like everyone else.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
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