If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.