I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
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