You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
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