You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
Real eyes realize real lies.
Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
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