I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Haters are just confused admirers.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.