Real eyes realize real lies.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
Take it easy, give it hard.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
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