If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
Everybody is a student for life.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
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