Born to be different, like everyone else.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
