Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
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