The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
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