Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
F that B.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
What's the most successful pickup line ever? A: 'Does this smell like chloroform?'
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.