You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.
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