When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
Always remember to smile.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
If you can't beat them, taze them.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
