Wherever you go, there you are.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
Haters make you famous.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
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