My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
Immaturity keeps me young.
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Everyone's fine with babies being entertained by keys, but let one baby drive a Porsche and suddenly I'm a horrible uncle.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
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