You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
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