If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
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