Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.