When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
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