Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
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