Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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