An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
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