Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Wherever you go, there you are.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
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