You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
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