I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.