Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.