I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
Make money, don't let it make you.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
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