You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
Perception is everything.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Everybody is a student for life.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
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