Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
Always remember to smile.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
The last thing I want to do is die.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
Trust in God but lock your car.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
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