KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Take it easy, give it hard.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
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