Always remember to smile.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.
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