Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
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