Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
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