I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
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