I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
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