You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
Take it easy, give it hard.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
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