True friends stab you in the front!
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
Negativity is poison for the soul.