Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.