Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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