Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
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