You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
Everyone's fine with babies being entertained by keys, but let one baby drive a Porsche and suddenly I'm a horrible uncle.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
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