Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
It's weird not to be weird.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
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