Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
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It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
Fall in love with my mind.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.