Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.
Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
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