The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
Immaturity keeps me young.
Wherever you go, there you are.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
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