"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
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