A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
True friends stab you in the front!
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
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