The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
If you can't beat them, taze them.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
