I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
