I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
Trust in God but lock your car.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
