I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
Real eyes realize real lies.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
