Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
Perception is everything.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Immaturity keeps me young.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
