Playing comes first, you can work later.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
