Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
