If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
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I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
