Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
