A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Perception is everything.