Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
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