I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.
Winners do what other people won't.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
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