Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
Everybody spread positivity.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
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