Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
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