Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
Real eyes realize real lies.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
Immaturity keeps me young.
Haters are just confused admirers.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
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