I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
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