When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
If you can't beat them, taze them.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
Make money, don't let it make you.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
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