We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
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