The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
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