Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
The last thing I want to do is die.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Be positive for no reason.
Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.