2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
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