Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.