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How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
Winners do what other people won't.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
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