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Wherever you go, there you are.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
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