Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
Take it easy, give it hard.
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