No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
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