Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
Haters are just confused admirers.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
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