You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.
Everybody spread positivity.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
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