Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
The lottery: voluntary taxation.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Love needs to get glasses.
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