Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
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