Make money, don't let it make you.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
You're only as good as your last game.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
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