You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.