My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
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Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
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