Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
The lottery: voluntary taxation.
The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
