I'm gonna go take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
Immaturity keeps me young.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
Take it easy, give it hard.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
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