Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
Everybody is a student for life.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
I eat problems, then shit out success.
It's weird not to be weird.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
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