You live and you learn.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
I'm gonna go take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.