Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
Everybody is a student for life.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
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