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Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.

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Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.

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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own

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We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.

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I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.

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I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.

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I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.

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It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.

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The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.

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Nice shoes! Wanna screw?

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Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.

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To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!