I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
Fall in love with my mind.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
