Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
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