You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
The last thing I want to do is die.
When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
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