So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.