I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
The lottery: voluntary taxation.
