I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
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Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
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