Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
The lottery: voluntary taxation.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
