Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
Everybody spread positivity.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
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