Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
Winners do what other people won't.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?