I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.
Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.
Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
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