Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Be positive for no reason.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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