Born to be different, like everyone else.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
If you can't beat them, taze them.
It's weird not to be weird.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
Real eyes realize real lies.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
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