Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
Immaturity keeps me young.
I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
Everybody spread positivity.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
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