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When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".

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From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.

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Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?

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There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.

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Good things don't always have to come to an end.

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You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.

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You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.

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I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...

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Got an issue? Get a tissue.

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Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.

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WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.

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I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.

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Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.

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Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

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Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.

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Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

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Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.