The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Fall in love with my mind.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
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