How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....
Real eyes realize real lies.
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.