What's the most successful pickup line ever? A: 'Does this smell like chloroform?'
Don't judge a book by its movie.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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