I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
The world is full of guys, be a man.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
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