It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
Perception is everything.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
