If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
Everybody spread positivity.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
