I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
Fall in love with my mind.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
