You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
