When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
