You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
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Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
