Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
Haters are just confused admirers.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
