That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
F that B.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.
The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
