Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
F that B.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
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