F that B.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
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