Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
F that B.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
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