Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
F that B.
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