Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
F that B.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
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