Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
F that B.
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