I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
F that B.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
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