Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
F that B.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
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