If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
F that B.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
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