Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
F that B.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
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