Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
F that B.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
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