F that B.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
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