Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
F that B.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
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