Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
F that B.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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