The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
F that B.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
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