When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
F that B.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
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