Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
F that B.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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