Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
F that B.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
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