They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
F that B.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
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