Aspire to inspire before you expire.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
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