I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
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