Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
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