Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
Everyone's fine with babies being entertained by keys, but let one baby drive a Porsche and suddenly I'm a horrible uncle.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
© 2014 EpicQuotes |