The last thing I want to do is die.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
Make money, don't let it make you.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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