I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
