A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
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