I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Immaturity keeps me young.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
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