You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
Born to be different, like everyone else.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
You live and you learn.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
It's weird not to be weird.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
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