A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Winners do what other people won't.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
Make money, don't let it make you.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
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