If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
You're only as good as your last game.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
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