If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Winners do what other people won't.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
The lottery: voluntary taxation.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
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