Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
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