Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
It's weird not to be weird.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
Winners do what other people won't.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
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