You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
Winners do what other people won't.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
The lottery: voluntary taxation.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
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