So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Haters make you famous.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
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