Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
Haters make you famous.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
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