I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
Haters are just confused admirers.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
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