Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
Haters are just confused admirers.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
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