My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
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