My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
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