I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
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