Haters are just confused admirers.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
F that B.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
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