It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
F that B.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Haters are just confused admirers.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
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