So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
Haters make you famous.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
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