The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
Haters are just confused admirers.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
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