Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
Haters are just confused admirers.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
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