Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Haters make you famous.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
F that B.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
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