Haters are just confused admirers.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
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