I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Haters are just confused admirers.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
Haters make you famous.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
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