I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
Haters are just confused admirers.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
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