The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
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