I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
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