Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
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