You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
Make money, don't let it make you.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
Take it easy, give it hard.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
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