I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
Winners do what other people won't.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
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