A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Take it easy, give it hard.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.
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