I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
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