An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
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