Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
F that B.
2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
